DEVIL CAT SC VOL 01

An ideal gift for cat lovers, as well as being a good weapon for beating off stupid dogs. Dogs are smelly, slobbering sycophants. A house isn't a home without a cat, as opoosed to a big kennel reeking of damp dog hair. Yuck! Dogs bark and jump up at you as soon as you open the door. Cats give you the time to get in, sort yourself out - and then slink up to you, giving affection through the warmth of their lovely, soft, silky, purring bodies. They know what you want, when you need it, although don't necessarily deliver it, because you can have too much of a good thing. This book is for you if you have a cat, like cats or know someone who has or likes cats. If you don't fall into any of these categories... go chase a stick over a cliff..