I'D RATHER BE A WORM ONE-SHOT

Set in the rural russian countryside a young woman decides to learn how to do the worm. However, she does it so well that the local fishermen catch her, mistaking her for a real worm. First she is shocked, but starts to like how liberated she feels in her new shape. That is, until a man decides she needs saving. With long term marital romantic plans in mind he rescues her without bothering to ask for her wishes, bringing her home. Rejecting his love she cuts herself in half and lets him chase one half of her worm body as her other half slithers away joyfully back into the worm world. The story is play on the common question "would you  love me if i was a worm?" titled "I'd rather be a worm" it states that joy doesn't have to be attached to desirability.